No more texts.

Hi, guys.  I just wanted to post and let you know that J2 and I will no longer be texting.  😦   It’s very sad, but it kind of ran its course on one part.  If the mood ever strikes, we may pick it up again, but for now, we’re done.

This does NOT mean I’m done writing.  I have all the posted stories to finish and over 100 (yes, over 100) text chapters on my computer that have not been posted yet.  So there is plenty for me to work with.

The only problem will be inspiration.  The daily texting with J2 keeps me inspired to keep writing.  So I may be posting a bit slower than usual.  So if you guys come across anything you think might be inspiring, photos or fanart or anything, send it my way; I’d really appreciate it!

Love you all, and I’ll update again as soon as possible!^^


❤ Chris, the Nuwanda


Story order.

Hey guys!  Just a heads-up, I’ve been re-reading my stuff and decided some things needed to be in a different order.  Just little things in certain pieces made me notice that it made more sense if I flip-flopped some of the stories.  So it’s probably not even noticeable for the most part lol but if you’re on the story order page, you might notice some things are in a different order.  Just wanted to let you know why.^^

In the meantime, I’m going to be updating the pieces with the most poll votes first (or trying, anyway…depends what inspiration comes), and adding to the poll as new stories get posted, so keep an eye on it and make sure to vote for your favorites!

Hope you’re all doing well!

*****  I moved the poll to it’s own separate page.  It can now be found on the sidebar with the page for Story Order.*****

~Chris, the Nuwanda

Updates- part 2

Hey guys.  Just wanted to let you know that I’m probably not going to update anything until I get more answers to that poll.  According to this site, there’s over 1000 of you, and I’d REALLY like input as to what you want to see more of.  I’m obviously not going to wait for that many to answer.  I don’t even need 100.  I just want an impression of what it is you’re all looking for.

So it thus follows that if you have even more input, feel free to leave a note.  But I’ll be waiting for votes, and working on stuff, and be ready to get things up as soon as I hear from you guys.

Hope you’re all doing well!


~Chris, the Nuwanda


Hi guys!  Hope everyone had a great Thanksgiving, and that the holidays aren’t driving you TOO crazy so far!  I know my month has been super busy thus far, hence the lack of updates.  I AM working on a chapter, the second chapter of ‘Last Meal’.  The month is hella crazy, but hopefully it won’t take me TOO long to finish!


I just had an inquiry, for those who don’t mind answering.  What’s the gender and age ratio on this site?  How many males vs females, and how old is everyone?  It’s fine if you don’t feel like answering, obviously lol.  I’m just curious to know who’s reading these.  And honestly, I’d kind of like to know from any guys how you think I do on the sexy scenes lol.  Though I must be doing SOMETHING right or you wouldn’t still be here.  😛

Anyway, as I said, I hope everyone’s doing well and hopefully I’ll have a new chapter posted for you soon!


❤ Chris, the Nuwanda

J2 illustrations and updates.

Hey!  I’m back!  Sorry there was such a ridiculously long hiatus.  I’m back now, and I’m working on a story, and hopefully it’ll be done and posted soon.  I’ve been in a pretty fucked up mental place, still am, and I’m working that out.  Maybe writing will help.  Either way, the stories are going to be coming again soon!


Secondly, a note about the artwork.  I’m not the one who draws it, it’s J2.  So if you’re going to leave a note, if you could please address it to her, I’d really appreciate it.  It’s so ridiculously fantastic of her to draw these amazing pieces, and it’d be wonderful if you could let her know how much you love them.  So if you DO comment, please comment to her, not to me.


Thanks, guys!  I’ll hopefully be posting soon!  Muchos love to you all!


❤ Chris, the Nuwanda

Updates/Art dump!

Hello everyone!  I’m sorry it’s been so long since I updated.  😦   J2 is busy doing Haunted Graveyard at Lake Compounce themepark, cuz she’s badass.  She gets to put on makeup and scare the shit out of people every weekend.  And I’m pathetic without her around to whine to lol.  Seriously.  So much of my writing gets done when we’re both online and I’m like “I HAVE NO INSPIRATION!” and then write a couple pages and then whine some more, and then she sends me a picture saying “write, bitch, write”, and voila, I finish a chapter.  So without her, I fail more than usual.  😦   I’m trying, though.  I really am!


In the meantime, while I try to get a second chapter done and posted, I’m going to post some art.  J2 has a bunch of drawings for my stories that have been posted on y-gal for a long time, but which I never uploaded to this site.  So those will be some nice goodies for you!


And I just want to drop a little shout-out to a bunch of you who have been here since the start- fuzzyelf, redneckmeetsgeek, KattyRosie, sabrina, britewing, Backlash, Caro, Paisley15, redbanker, tialli, Tabby…….everyone else as well, but you guys were here right from the start.  This is NOT me whining for reviews, I promise lol.  I just don’t see you often anymore and I wanted to say I hope you are still reading because since the beginning, you have always made me happy, and I’m glad I have seemed to make YOU happy with my writing.  All your kind words have always brightened my day and made writing that much easier, and I feel like in some small way, I know you all.  I seriously love you guys, and I hope you’re all doing well.  ❤  Mad snuggles, from me AND the boys.


That’s all.  Art dump on the way!^^


~Chris, the Nuwanda

Computer problems :(

Hey everyone.  My stupid cat somehow managed to rip the ‘c’ key off the keyboard of my laptop, so I’m not sure when the next update of a second chapter will be.  I can’t really type at the moment, since the ‘c’ doesn’t work unless I press really hard on it.  Hopefully I’ll get it fixed in the next few days.

In the meantime, I’m going to post a new first chapter, since I haven’t updated anything in a while.  I just wanted to let you guys know what the situation was.^^

~Chris, the Nuwanda

Birthday and new drabble!

Hey guys!  Yup, it’s my birthday!  I’m officially 28!  Yaaaaay!


Anyway, you don’t need to hear about that.  Just wanted to let you know that I should be posting a new drabble either tonight or tomorrow.  I’m hoping to run it past my J2, like I do with all my IronHawk works, but I really REALLY want to post it, so we’ll see if I talk to her tonight or not lol. 


I’m also working on chapter 2 of “Home on the Range”, so that should be good!




❤ Chris, teh Nuwanda


Hey everyone!  I miss you all!  I feel like i haven’t been on this site in a year!

I’ve been busy with GISHWHES.  I think I mentioned I was doing that.  If you’re not familiar with it, go to, and make sure you sign up next year.  It’s an international scavenger hunt run by our overlord, Misha Collins, but it’s 156 items (including such things as putting shirts on roosters and making an African safari animal out of maxi pads), and all of it has to be accomplished in a week.  So yea.  I feel dead.  DEAD.

It ends tomorrow at 4, and as much as I’ll miss the insanity, I’m super glad.  I’m exhausted, and my broken leg has pretty much taken about three steps backwards in the healing process.

As of tomorrow night, though, I’m going to start writing like crazy.  I miss my boys like it’s nobody’s business.  IronHawk like whoa.  So hopefully you’ll be seeing some stuff soon.

Miss you all!

❤ Chris, the Nuwanda

Injured :(

Hey guys.  So yea….this past Thursday night, I got a bit dizzy and attempted to head downstairs anyway.  I tripped about halfway down and fell down about six steps and managed to break two bones in my leg.  Because I am just that skilled.

So from this past Thursday until yesterday, Monday, I was in the hospital.  Two compound fractures.  They stuck a rod in my leg.  Fun times.

Just wanted to let you all know cuz this means two things, one bad and one good, both stemming from the same place.  The recovery time they gave me is approximately two months, give or take.  This means two months in bed, going out of my mind.  So the bad part is that at first I will be getting no writing done, because I will be in grumpy, whiny, drugged up pain.  The good part is that for the second part of that period, as I start to feel better, I will still be stuck in this room I am already sick of, giving me plenty of time to write.


Hopefully I’ll get a lot done for you guys, and fast!  I’d post the photo of my leg all wrapped up but no one wants to see it lol.  If anyone watches ‘Family Guy’, let’s just say that I would win Bill Clinton’s “cankle” contest hands-down.  😛


❤ Chris, the Nuwanda