A SHIELD agent’s schedule leaves little time for romance. Somehow, Clint and Tony find ways around that.
(This takes place prior to “Porn”. It’s not a huge deal, but it does. Go me, as far as posting.^^;;;)
Established relationship. Tony Stark/Clint Barton. First chapter in text format, second chapter in story format.
Hawkeye58: I think I may have the worst luck when it comes to enemy patrols.
Stark1: …..should I ask? You’re not hurt, are you?
Hawkeye58: Uh. Not yet? Doing pretty good so far. Just more than I was expecting.
Stark1: ……should you really be texting if you’re in a bad situation?
Hawkeye58: Well, right now I’m just waiting em out…..and it’s been a while and I’m bored. And should things go south you can tell Fury.
Stark1: ……..I don’t like the sound of that.
Hawkeye58: Heh. Well. Don’t worry. Not too bad. These guys are pretty dumb.
Stark1: Still doesn’t mean I wanna have to tell Fury you’re dead cuz I was distracting you. Be careful. Watch that cute ass of yours.
Hawkeye58: Heh. Definitely will do. Think I’m good here.
Stark1: Better be.
Hawkeye58: Yeah. These guys are morons. They’re shooting each other. Amateurs. No need to worry.
Stark1: Haha. I still have to come out with you sometimes.
Hawkeye58: Yeah, you should. Probably be fun.
Stark1: You think?
Hawkeye58: Sure. Right…..is that weird? Oh. Hold up.
Stark1: You okay?
Hawkeye58: Heh. Sorry. Yeah.
Stark1: What happened?
Hawkeye58: Ah. Not much. Got too close.
Stark1: ……yea, are you really sure it’s a good idea to be texting? I’d rather you not die.
Hawkeye58: Totally not gonna die.
Stark1: Well then don’t get so close. Dumbass.
Hawkeye58: Didn’t mean to. Trying to get back….radio got cut off. Wanted to know if it was interference or what. But obviously these are getting through.
Stark1: ……trying to get back WHERE?
Hawkeye58: To the rendezvous.
Stark1: Okay. Are you done?
Hawkeye58: Um. Not technically. But without further orders I can’t really continue on. Sooo I’m improvising.
Stark1: Do you at least have someone there for backup?
Hawkeye58: …..um. I did…..unconfirmed now. But it’s cool.
Stark1: You’re such a pain in the ass.
Hawkeye58: Haha. Yeah. So I’m often told.
Stark1: I’m not surprised.
Hawkeye58: You love it.
Stark1: I love YOU. So yea, I guess it comes with the territory.
Hawkeye58: Ha. So um. I may be a bit late getting home. But don’t worry.
Stark1: ………..you’re making it very hard not to.
Hawkeye58: Well, I’m still in contact with you. Long as there’s that, right? J
Stark1: Well, seems like the more you talk to me, the more trouble you get into.
Hawkeye58: No, that’s not necessarily true. Ask anyone. I get in much more trouble when all communication is lost.
Stark1: Communications you’re actually supposed to be having, maybe. Though you’re making me feel pretty damn important. May wanna watch out, there.
Hawkeye58: Ahahaha. Do you know how often they have to tell me to maintain radio silence? And watch out for what? You can’t possibly feel more important than you already do. Your ego will explode.
Stark1: Oh, I don’t know. Don’t often get compliments from you that aren’t hidden under layers of insults and sarcasm. When I get a blatant one, yea, I feel pretty damn special.
Hawkeye58: Heh. Sorry. Should always feel special. Hey. Ever hear of a club winged manakin?
Stark1: …..I don’t think so.
Hawkeye58: It’s this little bird. Weird as hell. Uses it’s wings kinda like a cricket uses it’s legs. Makes weird noises. There’s a couple out here. Distracting as hell.
Stark1: ……you have really shitty focus, you know that? I’m pretty impressed you can focus when you need to. You’re sort of A.D.D.
Hawkeye58: Hey. When I have a target my focus is unparalleled. Seriously. I can focus for days.
Stark1: Ha that’s what I was saying. I’m impressed you can get it together when you need to. Cuz seriously…..you can be kind of a spazz.
Hawkeye58: Haha. Well. My mouth still seems to go. Ask Coulson. Drives him nuts. Can’t help it, though. I mean. I know the whole sniper lone wolf thing. But honestly, I feel a bit better knowing I’ve got back up somewhere.
Stark1: I would imagine. I’d like that better, too.
…..and your mouth drives Coulson nuts? Sounds vaguely inappropriate.
Hawkeye58: Yeah. Not like that, you dick.
Stark1: Ha. Yea? You don’t like sucking off Coulson?
Hawkeye58: Never done it. Never plan to.
Stark1: I imagine it might get you some perks at work.
Hawkeye58: Yeah? You gonna give me permission to find out?
Stark1: Dunno. Do I get to watch?
Hawkeye58: Oh. Kinky. Well. I suppose the two of you would have to work that out.
Stark1: Ha. Any part of you goes anywhere NEAR Coulson’s dick and I’ll kill you both.
Stark1: Yea, you THINK I’m joking.
Hawkeye58: Haha. Well I really don’t think you have to worry about it.
Stark1: “Don’t think”? I better not have to.
Hawkeye58: Figure of speech. You don’t and you should know it.
Stark1: Good. I fear I’d have to reciprocate.
Hawkeye58: Yeah. No. No need. Not gonna happen.
Stark1: Good. Don’t want you with anyone else.
Hawkeye58: Yeah. Don’t want that either……for you either.
Stark1: Heh. You don’t say that often.
Hawkeye58: Well. I usually don’t like telling people what to do, but….well. I’d like you all to myself.
Stark1: …..well. Obviously there are exceptions, but. For the most part. I don’t mind. If you tell me. Not in matters like this. I’d rather know.
Hawkeye58: Okay. Well, in this matter, I would like you to myself.
Stark1: I’m more than okay with that.
Hawkeye58: Okay. Good…….thanks.
Stark1: Ha. Why are you thanking me for that?
Hawkeye58: I don’t know…..cuz you really didn’t have to agree. And I mean, there wouldn’t be too much I could do about it that wouldn’t end badly.
Stark1: What the fuck. Why wouldn’t I agree? I don’t WANT to be with anyone else. I would’ve thought I’d made that clear by now.
Hawkeye58: Hey. I can still be grateful for it!
Stark1: Ha yea. I appreciate it. It really is nice having you be open about this shit. Just want you to know….you don’t have to worry.
Hawkeye58: Okay. Well, I won’t, then.
….damn, it’s hot out here.
Stark1: ………gonna start taking shit off?
Hawkeye58: Ha. Actually…..probably, as soon as I’m sure I’m out of hostile territory.
Stark1: ………..can I be there for that?
Hawkeye58: What. You’re just gonna come down here and watch me undress?
Stark1: ………….yes? Though I’m guessing it would PROBABLY end up leading to more. Least if I had MY way.
Hawkeye58: ……you think? Cuz I don’t know how sexy that’d be. I’m kind of gross right now.
Stark1: Well, I figured you’d be pretty tired. Thought maybe I could help out with that. And you’re ALWAYS sexy.
Hawkeye58: ……that IS sounding pretty good.
Stark1: Heh. You don’t even know what I’m talking about.
Hawkeye58: Nope. But after today, I’m thinking anything with you is sounding pretty good.
….starting to crash from that adrenaline rush.
Stark1: Okay. I’m feeling REALLY fucking good now. And PLEASE don’t let the adrenaline crash mess you up and get you hurt.
Hawkeye58: Nah. Not too bad. Not even shaking. Just feeling a little slow. Think I should get to the safe house soon. Pretty sure I remember where it is ha
Stark1: Maybe you should let me know where that is, so I can find you. Or I could just hack into the system and track you down?
Hawkeye58: Yeah. Do that. Don’t want to give it away if these are somehow intercepted. I gotta check in. Make sure everyone else got out.
Stark1: Okay. You real far away, though? Should I be getting my ass in gear?
Hawkeye58: S’in Mexico.
Stark1: ………you really make it difficult to romance you.
Hawkeye58: Heh. Sorry. I’ll try and get a local target next time.
Stark1: That would be nice. I’m gonna get going, though. Want to get out there and take care of you.
Hawkeye58: Okay. I’ll be here. Fly safe.
Stark1: Heh. Moreso than usual.
Hawkeye58: Okay. Good.
Hey, Tony? Hurry?
Stark1: Heh. What’s wrong. Impatient?
Hawkeye58: Tired. Wanna see you.
Stark1: Ha. The feeling’s mutual. Well, I’m on my way. I’ll see you soon. Oh, and remember, no getting naked till I’m there.
Hawkeye58: Heh. Okay. I’ll just sit here….
….Seriously. I’m dirty as all hell. You sure you don’t want me to try and clean up?
Stark1: Not unless you’re uncomfortable. I thought…well…..I thought I could help with that.
Hawkeye58: …….okay. I’ll wait.
Stark1: Heh. Guess it’s okay, then. I’ll be there as fast as I can.
Hawkeye58: Okay. Good.
Stark1: Yea. Okay, find a beer and put your feet up. Anyone tries to disturb you, tell them to fuck off.
Hawkeye58: Haha. Doctor’s orders? Sounds good. Hopefully they’ve got some good beer around here.
Stark1: I’ll have to start supplying you, if not.
Hawkeye58: You have an awesome supply, I’m sure.
Stark1: Generally I stick with hard alcohol or mixed drinks, but keeping you guys supplied out there wouldn’t be a problem.
Hawkeye58: That’d be awesome. SHIELD probably wouldn’t go for it. Dicks.
Stark1: Haha if I just drop it off, they wouldn’t have much choice. You guys would get at least some before they got rid of it.
Hawkeye58: That’s true. Good point.
Stark1: So, get together a list or something. Ask the others what they like. Just don’t let Coulson find out.
Hawkeye58: Well, right now there’s just me here. But I know what a lot of people drink.
Stark1: Oh, you think?
Hawkeye58: Yeah. It gets brought up sometimes. Boredom. And why everyone’s choices of beer suck.
Stark1: HA! Well, we all know YOURS is the best. ;P
Hawkeye58: Are you kidding. Mine’s probably crap too haha
Stark1: Haha so you don’t champion your choice like they do?
Hawkeye58: Oh, I champion my choice as at least being better than the crap THEY drink.
Stark1: Ha. Well, think of something that’s actually GOOD, and I’ll get you that.
Hawkeye58: Yeah. Gotta think.
Hey…..you almost here? Getting kinda tired. And I’d feel bad if you came all this way. Probably had stuff to do. Damn. Hot in Mexico, right?
Stark1: Nothing important. And don’t worry, I’m pretty much figuring on you going to sleep not long after I get there.
Hawkeye58: Tch. I’m an awful date. Inviting you to a place in Mexico then making you entertain yourself. Sorry, man.
Stark1: Ha I sorta invited myself. And I just want to see you, you don’t have to worry about entertaining me. I’m a big boy, I can entertain myself.
Hawkeye58: …..did I mention how gross I am right now? I’m sure I did. Haha. Don’t know why you want to see that. 😉
Stark1: Haha will you shut up. I’m here. Where do I find you?
Hawkeye58: Um. Don’t remember taking stairs so probably the first floor. If the system won’t let you in I’m sure you can hack it. Hey. While we’re here. When I’m not passing out we should get pozole? Might be something you’d like.
Stark1: Haha sounds good. Maybe once I’ve cleaned you up and you’ve gotten some sleep.
Hawkeye58: Yeah. Plus it’s fun to say. Pozole.
Stark1: Haha. Ass. Okay, I found your location. See you in a minute.