Tony Stark and Clint Barton, bored at work, exchanging witticisms and talk of creative gifts.
Established relationship, Tony/Clint.
Hawkeye58: …..I’m bored, Tony. And nothing good can come of it.
Stark1: ……and why are you telling me this? Do I seem like the role-model of self-restraint?
Hawkeye58: No. But I figured you’d alleviate the boredom for a few minutes at least.
Stark1: Ha. A few minutes? Such faith. I’m truly flattered.
Hawkeye58: Good. You should be. That’s a feat with me.
Stark1: I don’t know, I seem to keep your interest, usually.
Hawkeye58: Another feat. It’s amazing.
Stark1: Thank you. I AM quite amazing, aren’t I.
Hawkeye58: You’re SOMETHING, that’s for sure.
Stark1: Ha. That too. Many things.
Stark1: Yea? You hear anything positive, or are you jumping to the negative, as usual.
Hawkeye58: I think I might play both sides of that street. Speaking of streets….that chicken joke. Is it supposed to be funny because it’s not funny? Because if that’s the case, I still don’t get it.
Stark1: …….wow. You really are bored.
Hawkeye58: I am. It’s an issue.
Stark1: Hey. Got one for you. Why’d the baby cross the road?
Hawkeye58: Is this the same answer? Because I still don’t get it.
Stark1: Because it was stapled to the chicken.
Hawkeye58: Hahaha. That. Still doesn’t make sense. But it’s a better mental image.
Stark1: Yup. Hey. What’s brown and sticky?
Hawkeye58: I have no idea.
Stark1: A STICK!!!
Hawkeye58: …..wow. You know, it’s clever. But I can see why no one tells these things anymore.
Stark1: Hahahaha you’re just jealous of my awesome joke collection.
Hawkeye58: That must be it.
Stark1: Yup. Hey. Do you drink your juice, milk, whatever, straight out of the container? Pepper yells at me. She says its disgusting. It’s MY juice, I should be able to do what I want with it.
Hawkeye58: Tch. Yeah. Why waste a glass? Then you have to wash it.
Stark1: THANK YOU. Tell her that the next time you see her. She won’t stop yelling at me.
Hawkeye58: I’ll try. I get the feeling she’ll just yell at me too ha.
Stark1: Haha probably. She doesn’t really listen to anyone. Aren’t employees supposed to listen to their employers?
Hawkeye58: I think if she did, nothing would get accomplished over there.
Stark1: ……hey. I’M the one who builds everything.
Hawkeye58: I guess that’s true. Just seems like she keeps you focused.
Stark1: Ha. Usually she pulls me out of whatever work I’m in the middle of to make sure I take a break and eat something. I guess basically she keeps me alive.
Hawkeye58: Haha. Good thing then. What’s the longest you ever went?
Hawkeye58: Haha. That long?
Hawkeye58: Hahaha. That’s okay. I’m sure I’ve done it too. Probably not as bad though.
Stark1: It’s very engrossing stuff. Lots of tiny details.
Hawkeye58: I can imagine.
Stark1: Heh. Science nerd.
Hawkeye58: Haha. That you are. But….it’s cool science.
Stark1: Yea? You think?
Hawkeye58: Yeah. I mean. I think most people do. But. Yeah, I think it’s cool.
Stark1: Ha. You’re hot for the science nerd.
Hawkeye58: …….shut the hell up.
Stark1: HAHAHA NOW I won’t.
Hawkeye58: Oh, like you would have before.
Stark1: Hahaha but now you’ve basically admitted it. No WAY I’m letting it drop now.
Hawkeye58: Well, I mean. It’s not like it’s not TRUE.
…..you’re such an ass.
Stark1: Ahaha we knew that already.
…..wanna come into the lab? Watch me do some science stuff? Would that get you all hot and bothered?
Hawkeye58: Depends on the science stuff……I mean, it’s interesting but…not gonna lie, I get distracted when I don’t know what’s going on. Seeing you make USE of the science stuff…..that might have a better chance.
Stark1: ……wow. I was expecting a “fuck you” in response to that. Well, I’m sure I can come up with something interesting. I’ve been working on something for you.
Hawkeye58: ……..what is it? Oh, is it secret?
Stark1: Haha no. I mean, it was meant sort of as a surprise, but if you want to know its not a huge deal. It’ll be a surprise either way.
Hawkeye58: Well, that’s tough. I’m curious. But you can keep it as a surprise if you want……
……how long would I have to wait?
Stark1: I don’t know…..when are you going to swing by and get turned on by my mad science skills?
Hawkeye58: Eh. Today maybe.
Stark1: Oh? You sound so enthusiastic. I mean, you’re not just seeing ME, I have a PRESENT for you. And THAT’S your level of enthusiasm?
Hawkeye58: Okay, you know, you’re just reading a text here.
Stark1: Yea…..a text with a very unenthusiastic sounding “eh” in it.
Hawkeye58: How do you know how enthusiastic my “eh”s are?
Stark1: Cuz I’m awesome.
Hawkeye58: Uh huh. Still, I think you can easily miss my written enthusiasm.
Stark1: Haha oh is that it?
Hawkeye58: That’s totally it.
…..so I guess in that case, I should still give you these new arrows.
Hawkeye58: You got me new arrows? Do they do anything? What are they made of?
Stark1: Haha I MADE you new arrows. And they do all sorts of things. I know how much you enjoy your fancy trick arrows.
Hawkeye58: Oh man. You are the best EVER.
Stark1: Haha. Thought you’d enjoy that. Downside is that you won’t be paying any attention to me for like……a week…..while you play with your new toys.
Hawkeye58: Haha. You know me well. But I’m sure you can convince me to put down the toys for a little while. It’s tough, but it’s been done.
Stark1: Well, I’d like to think I’m good at catching your attention. Besides, I’ll have to show you all the tricks.
Hawkeye58: Ooh. Bonding with stuff I’m good at.
Stark1: HA! Oh God I love you.
Hawkeye58: Good. I love you too.
Stark1: Ha. Cuz I make you goodies?
Hawkeye58: Well, there’s that. But I said I loved you even before the goodies.
Stark1: I know, I know, I’m teasing. But I’m glad I could make something for you.
Hawkeye58: Yeah. It really means a lot.
Stark1: Good. Seriously. I make so much shit for myself and for God knows what else. I really wanted to do something for you.
Hawkeye58: Haha. Well. Thank you. I’d return the favor, but I’m crap at making things.
Stark1: Hahaha make me some macaroni art.
Hawkeye58: Oh yeah? Will you hang it on the fridge?
Stark1: I SO will. In my main lab. So I’ll see it all the time.
Hawkeye58: Hahaha. I’ll pick up some glue and glitter then.
Stark1: ……oh man I hope you’re serious.
Hawkeye58: Next time I have an hour or so. Totally happening.
Stark1: Oh man I love you. This is super exciting.
Hawkeye58: Yeah? Glad you’re excited.
Stark1: I totally am.
Hawkeye58: Good. It’ll be awesome art.
Stark1: I expect nothing less.
…..dude, okay, this is killing me.
Hawkeye58: What? Macaroni art?
Stark1: YOUR macaroni art.
Hawkeye58: Haha. I’ve never made it before. It’ll be an artistic learning experience.
Stark1: …….I kinda wanna watch.
Hawkeye58: ……me make macaroni art?
Hawkeye58: Well, you said I could watch you work, so I suppose it’s only fair.
Stark1: Yea? Heh awesome.
…..don’t you mock my lack of skills, though. Because I’m sure it won’t be clean or pretty.
Stark1: Hah I don’t think it ever is. It’s macaroni and paste.
Hawkeye58: True. Messy stuff.
Stark1: Yup. Messy is fun, though.
Hawkeye58: Yeah. I’ll agree with that.
Stark1: Thought you might.
Hawkeye58: Well, it IS me. I can be messy.
Stark1: No! Not YOU! Messy?!
Hawkeye58: I know. Never would have guessed. I’m just so tidy normally.
Stark1: Oh, extremely.
Hawkeye58: Haha. Shut up.
Stark1: Make me.
Hawkeye58: Yeah. Thought we covered this. Making you shut up just isn’t worth the effort.
Stark1: Pfft. Lazy wuss.
Hawkeye58: Fuck off. Am not.
Stark1: Ha. Yet you just let me run off all the time and do nothing about it.
Hawkeye58: I swear to God Tony I’ll just go over there and sedate you.
Stark1: ……….could be fun.
Hawkeye58: For me, probably.
Stark1: You gonna do funny things to my unconscious body?
Hawkeye58: I could pose you ridiculously somewhere but I doubt it would phase you when you woke up.
Stark1: No, but you could do it and like take photos or something.
Hawkeye58: True. Or I could duct tape you to the side of your tower or something…..THAT would be hilarious.
Stark1: ……..not really, no. You gonna support me during all the taping and untaping? Cuz I’d rather not be dropped from that height, thanks.
Hawkeye58: Nah, I doubt you’ll mind. You’ll be sedated.
Stark1: …….if I wake up dead, I will mind.
Hawkeye58: But if you’re dead you won’t wake up. So you’ll be fine.
Stark1: I will wake up in the next life and come back to haunt you.
Hawkeye58: Geez. So little faith in me. Like I’d really screw up and kill you.
Stark1: You better not. I mean, you even want to risk it? That’s kinda twisted. I hope you value my life more than that. But if you can, prove it first. Come toss me around a bit, show me you can do it.
Hawkeye58: …..are you seriously telling me to go throw you around?
Hawkeye58: I don’t see that ending well. For you.
Stark1: Haha come on. You can just…..thow me on soft stuff. The bed and the couch.
Hawkeye58: Yeah? Don’t think that’ll work as well to shut you up.
Stark1: Hahaha well its really for you. Its so we can see if you’re strong enough to support me while you tape me to the side of my building.
……personally I think there are other, much more fun ways.
Hawkeye58: Personally I think you should be more worried about the TAPE supporting you. But I don’t doubt there are more fun ways.
Stark1: …….and you didn’t suggest those first? You’re weird. You have really weird ideas.
Hawkeye58: Hahaha. I thought that one was rather tame.
Stark1: What one? Taping me to the side of a building?
Hawkeye58: Oh yeah. Real tame.
Stark1: Yea? Why…..what else did you have planned for me?
Hawkeye58: Oh, nothing for you. You’re the one telling me to shut you up. My tactics generally work by getting people to listen. Generally used on the enemy. Hadn’t really considered friendly tactics.
Stark1: I just love that you say you know the fun ways to shut me up yet you immediately go with taping me to a wall.
Hawkeye58: Well, it IS fun.
Stark1: …..you’re messed up. I can think of SO many fun ways to keep my mouth otherwise occupied.
Hawkeye58: Hey, I can’t help it if I’m a little messed up.
Stark1: Mmhm. And that sex takes a backseat to taping me to a building.
Hawkeye58: Hey. When shutting you up isn’t supposed to be rewarding you, yes.
Stark1: Haha hey, we never laid down any ground rules about it being a punishment.
Hawkeye58: No. But you were calling me names.
Stark1: Yea, I called you a wuss for NOT TRYING TO SHUT ME UP.
Hawkeye58: Yeah. And then I tell you how I will, and you say I’m weird.
Stark1: Well, you are. Now come toss me around my house.
Hawkeye58: You know, that could be construed as domestic violence.
Stark1: ……even if I’m allowing it? Nah, I don’t think so.
Hawkeye58: I don’t know.
Stark1: ………so you won’t come over?
Hawkeye58: I didn’t say that.
Stark1: …….so you WILL come over?
Hawkeye58: Well. Yeah.
Stark1: Hah. You’re such a pain in the ass. Make me wonder over nothing.
Hawkeye58: Haha. Hey, I never said I wasn’t coming over.
Stark1: No, you just make it sound like you aren’t.
Hawkeye58: No, I didn’t.
Stark1: Pft, whatever. So, what do you wanna do?
Hawkeye58: I don’t know. Movie? Shawarma? Could spar if you really have your heart set on being tossed around.
Stark1: Oh man. I wonder how fast you’d kick my ass.
Hawkeye58: Depends. Going all out? Or friendly?
Stark1: Ha. Well if you’re going easy on me it’s different.
Hawkeye58: Oh? Cuz I could still take you down. Just not as fast going easy.
Stark1: Oh, I know you could. But the timing doesn’t matter as much if you’re going easy.
Hawkeye58: Well, either way I’m pulling the punch. Really going all out means one of us winds up dead. Not something we want. But we can time it if you want.
Stark1: Well, I’d like to learn some stuff from you sometime anyway. I don’t think I’d ever need to use it but….I like watching you. It seems like it’d be fun to learn.
Hawkeye58: Yeah? That would be fun.
Stark1: Yea? Cool. I’d really like that. Heh. Too bad I’ve got nothing to share in return.
Hawkeye58: Hey. That’s not true. You’re making me cool arrows.
Stark1: Ha. Guess that’s true.
Hawkeye58: It IS true. Really. I’m kind of glad I have something to give you.
Stark1: You’re gonna make me macaroni art! THAT’S something!
Hawkeye58: Totally not the same. Still making it though.
Stark1: How isn’t it the same? You’re making it and its for me.
Hawkeye58: I don’t know. Because you can’t use it.
Stark1: Can too. Can put it on the fridge where it’ll make me smile.
Hawkeye58: Well…..okay. I guess that’s something. But it won’t defend you or anything.
Stark1: Haha that’s fine. I already have the suit and….what was it you called it? ….awesome and glowy chest piece.
Hawkeye58:Ha. Yeah. Something like that. I suppose that’s true.
Stark1: ……gotta be certain, when you’re teaching me to fight, don’t really hit that. I mean, its strong, but not THAT strong. I wouldn’t want to test it against a direct hit.
Don’t say stuff like that. Makes me worry…..should know how strong it is.
Stark1: Well, it’s not like I can really test it by ramming things against it. That wouldn’t be too great for my health.
Hawkeye58: So…..make something of the same material you can ram stuff into.
Stark1: Well, I’d have to make a replica of a human body to go with it, or it’d be pointless. It’d be easy enough. Just never seemed to be a reason.
Hawkeye58: Well….I think it’d be good to know just what it would take to hurt it. So you know we can avoid that.
Stark1: Guess so. I can do that.
Hawkeye58:Yeah? Good. You should.
Stark1: Okay, okay, I’ll do it.
Hawkeye58: Thank you.
Stark1: You’re welcome.
……you really worried?
Hawkeye58: Well, yeah. I mean……I know your armor is beyond state of the art. But you’re not always wearing it. And when you aren’t you kind of have a glowing target right over your heart.
Stark1: Heh. Guess that’s true. Heart’s really fucked anyway, though. It’s this thing I really need to worry about.
Hawkeye58: Well. Whatever. They’re sort of connected. But yeah. I mean…..just let me know when you know. How much it can take.
Stark1: You know that my heart and the awesome glowy thing are connected?! You just passed to a higher level of science!
Hawkeye58: Oh boy. Wait till I tell Bruce. I’m slowly catching up to the science bro party.
Stark1: HAHA! Oh, he’ll be so thrilled. But seriously….thanks. It’s really cool that you care.
Hawkeye58: Well, YEAH I care. Geez.
Stark1: Hey. “Geez” what.
Hawkeye58: I mean, I know I’m a dick but….you know I love you. COURSE I’m gonna worry.
Stark1: …..you really are the best.
Hawkeye58: Haha. Now you’re being all sentimental…..don’t really know how to respond.
Stark1: Heh can’t help it. You used to not say anything of how you felt so now when you say ANYTHING I get all sappy and pathetic. See what you’ve done to me?
Hawkeye58: Heh. Well at least it runs both ways, then.
Stark1: Oh yea? Rarely see the sappy and pathetic from you. I’ll have to try harder to bring it out.
Hawkeye58: Oh. Please don’t. If and when you succeed, I’ll feel stupid I’m sure.
Stark1: Heh. Can’t promise cuz I really do love you like that. But I’ll try not to embarrass you TOO much.
Hawkeye58: You’re evil.
Stark1: Hey! I promised to try not to do it TOO much.
Hawkeye58: Yeah, well. That’s something I guess.
Stark1: Definitely. Sides, you like seeing how much I love you, right? Don’t I get to feel the same?
Hawkeye58: Okay, okay, I see your point.
Stark1: Good. Better. Or I’ll have to kick your ass.
….which we both know isn’t gonna happen but I’ll do it anyway.
Hawkeye58: Oh, okay. If you say so.
Stark1: Mm. I do. Kick it all the way from here to next Sunday.
Hawkeye58: Oh. All that way, will you.
Stark1: Yup. Alllll the way.
Hawkeye58: Yeah, right. I’ll believe that when it happens.
Stark1: Heh. Well you’re already not gonna fight me till I play around with my awesome glowy thing, so I guess it’ll remain a mystery, won’t it?
Hawkeye58: Yeah. For now, I guess.
Stark1: ……you wanna help me with that?
Hawkeye58: With what? Testing the glowy thing?
Stark1: Yea. I mean, you’re stronger. I could make up something to test it with, but if you want to help…..I don’t know. Just a thought.
Hawkeye58: Ah. Yeah. I’ll help. I mean. I’d like that. To help.
Stark1: Yea? Really? Good. I mean…..that’s cool. I’d like that.
Hawkeye58: Yeah. Cool. It’s ah. A date then.
Stark1: Oh? A date?
Hawkeye58: Well. You know what I mean.
Stark1: Heh. Well, can’t it mean more than one thing?
Hawkeye58: Yeah, I guess. I mean….if that works.
Stark1: Works for me. Work for you?
Hawkeye58: Yeah. Yeah, that works.
Stark1: Awesome. It’s a date-date then.
Hawkeye58: Haha okay. A date-date.
Stark1: I’ll start making a replica glowy thing for you to smash around. Shouldn’t take long.
Hawkeye58: Okay. Good.
Stark1: Hnn. I really do love that this worries you. Sorry. That sounds really shitty. But it’s nice to be cared about.
Hawkeye58: Hey. People care about you.
Stark1: What. Pepper?
Hawkeye58: Yeah. And the rest of the team.
Stark1: Ha. Okay. Bruce and Thor, I guess. But we are NOT including Steve and Natasha.
Hawkeye58: Oh, come on. Steve worries about EVERYONE. It’s kinda annoying.
Stark1: Ha I don’t think he worries about me unless I am LITERALLY on the verge of death.
Hawkeye58: Ha. Well, still.
Stark1: Still. That’s like….five people. Six if you make me count Tasha. But you’re the only one who really counts.
Hawkeye58: And I’ll always worry. So maybe be more careful with that thing.
Stark1: …..well…..aw, fuck. This is gonna sound really stupid and sappy. But now I have a reason to be.
Hawkeye58: Hahaha. Yeah it was. But….ah. Makes me want to be more careful, too. Maybe even look before I jump off buildings and things. I wanna stick around.
Stark1: Yea, please do that. I’d rather you not flatten yourself.
Hawkeye58: Okay, okay. Not gonna flatten myself.
Stark1: Thanks. I’d appreciate that.
Hawkeye58: Of course.
…..still probably gonna jump off buildings.
Stark1: I figured you would. Just be more careful about it.
Hawkeye58: I will. Promise.
……it’s pretty hot when you do that.
Hawkeye58: What? Jump off buildings?
Stark1: Yea. Pretty much any of your fighting is hot.
Hawkeye58: Oh? Damn. Makes me want to do it more.
Stark1: Ha! So long as you’re safe about it, I don’t mind. Like I said, it’s hot.
Hawkeye58: Well, I try to always be safe enough not to die.
Stark1: Ha. I’d hope so.
Hawkeye58: Well, yeah. What would SHIELD do without me?
Stark1: Oh, obviously they’d collapse. The organization would die completely.
Hawkeye58: You know it. Plus they’d probably sell off all my bows. That would just be sad.
Stark1: You kidding? You die, I get the bows. It’s like a marriage.
Hawkeye58: Oh, is that how that is. Ha. That works. I’d rather you had them.
Stark1: Wow. Yea? Sweet. You get…..a shit ton of really expensive lab tech and a few houses.
Hawkeye58: Hahaha. Wow. Well, don’t die. That’s just way too much for me to keep track of.
Stark1: Haha I think you’d find a way. Hey, we should visit one sometime. You’ve only been to the place in New York.
Hawkeye58: Yeah, that’s true. Sounds fun. I’d like to see one.
Stark1: Heh awesome. You wanna go to Malibu? Beach sounds good.
Hawkeye58: You got one in Malibu? Yeah. Beach sounds great.
Stark1: Awesome. Yea, I actually spent most of my time there, till all this Avengers shit started.
Hawkeye58: Oh, right. I remember Coulson mentioning it, now.
Stark1: Haha yea? What’d he say?
Hawkeye58: That you’re probably more annoying than me and that he threatened to taze you.
Stark1: HAHA yea he did. I told him to get me Starbucks.
Hawkeye58: You didn’t. HAHAHA. You’re lucky he even gave you a warning.
Stark1: Haha I know, right? Had no idea at the time. I mean, the guy doesn’t really LOOK imposing.
Hawkeye58: I know. I’m pretty sure he does that on purpose.
Stark1: Ha. Cloaking device?
Hawkeye58: Something like that.
Stark1: Ha. Nice.
Hawkeye58: Wouldn’t surprise me. Probably has state of the art tech for it.
Stark1: Ha. For personality cloaking?
Hawkeye58: Yeah. Maybe it’s a superpower. Oh man. Coulson’s secretly some sort of super powered ninja.
Stark1: ……that’s vaguely terrifying.
Hawkeye58: I know, right. I may never sleep easy again. Not that I do much anyway ha.
Stark1: Bet I could make you sleep even less.
Hawkeye58: …..I actually do not doubt that.
Stark1: Heh. Maybe you should come find out.
Hawkeye58: Oh yeah? You think?
Stark1: Nope. I know.
Hawkeye58: Haha. Then I guess I should get over there.
Stark1: Yup. Pronto.
Hawkeye58: Got a debrief and then I’ll be right over.
Stark1: Yea? What’re you gonna do with me when you get here?
Hawkeye58: Oh, I don’t know. Maybe throw you down on a bed somewhere.
Hawkeye58: Well. I’d like to become more acquainted with your unclothed body.
……you DO realize this is gonna make the debrief unbearable.
Stark1: Don’t care. Wanna hear more. You’re killing me.
Hawkeye58: Don’t want to kill you.
…..could try and shut you up……
Stark1: …….you better not be talking about taping me to a building again.
Hawkeye58: No. Not this time.
Stark1: Oh, good.
……what ARE you talking about.
Hawkeye58: Giving you something else to occupy your mouth.
Hawkeye58: Yeah? Sound like a good plan? Cuz if you don’t like that I can always entertain MY mouth and see what interesting things that makes yours do.
Stark1: ………..you’re seriously killing me. When can you be here?
Hawkeye58: Hopefully I’ll be out of this thing in an hour.
Stark1: Goddamn. How am I supposed to last till then?
Hawkeye58: I don’t know. How do you expect me to concentrate in this meeting?
Stark1: Don’t know. You usually have much better concentration than I do.
Hawkeye58: I usually do. But now I want to be here even less.
Stark1: ……I’m glad I’m having a bigger effect on you.
Hawkeye58: Yeah. You would be.
Stark1: Oh? You’re not?
Hawkeye58: Glad? Well, so long as I can get a hold of my concentration when I need it, then yeah.
Stark1: Well, seriously? I don’t see why the debriefing is necessary.
Hawkeye58: I don’t know. Procedure and all that. I don’t show up, I get hell.
Stark1: Tell them I need you.
Hawkeye58: I doubt that’ll fly.
Stark1: Hey, I’m important. It should fly.
Hawkeye58: They’re of the mind your needs usually aren’t of the utmost importance.
Stark1: Tch. I saved their dumb asses with that stupid nuke. They owe me.
Hawkeye58: That’s true. But I doubt they’ll see it that way.
Stark1: Whatever. I wanna see you.
Hawkeye58: Well, it’s finishing up. I’ll sneak off the damn boat and see you soon.
Stark1: Fuck. Good.
…….talk to me more?
Hawkeye58: Don’t know what to say. Besides I can’t wait to be there. See you. Run my hands over you.
Stark1: Fuck. That’s plenty. Keep it up.
Hawkeye58: Heh. Gonna feel every piece of you I can reach. Learn you entirely. Intimately.
Stark1: FUCK. Hurry up at that fucking meeting. Want you.
Hawkeye58: Not at the meeting. I’m about three blocks away. Probably setting off all sorts of traffic cameras.
Stark1: Haha why’s that?
Hawkeye58: …..yeah. I might be ignoring the road signs around here. Just a bit.
Stark1: …….fuck. You’re awesome.
Hawkeye58: Damn straight. Don’t you forget it. If I get ticketed you’re getting the bill.
Stark1: HA! I’m completely fine with that.
Hawkeye58: Good, you rich bastard.
Stark1: Hahaha shut the fuck up.
Hawkeye58: I’ll be there in about two minutes.
Stark1: I’ll greet you at the door. Naked. With a rose between my teeth.
Hawkeye58: …..you know, I wouldn’t put it past you.
Stark1: Ha. See you soon.